riyoka:

if u ask me to go to the park and just swing on swings with u there is 98% chance i will say yes and swing for 5 hours do not test me

geeksotospeak:

THIS IS PROBABLY THE FUNNIEST CARD I’VE EVER PLAYED IN CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY

geeksotospeak:

THIS IS PROBABLY THE FUNNIEST CARD I’VE EVER PLAYED IN CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:


Robyn needs to calm the fuck down

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

Robyn needs to calm the fuck down

kitster:

lolzpicx:

If I fits, I sits

HE LOOKS SO FUCKING PLEASED WITH HIMSELF OH MY GOD

kitster:

lolzpicx:

If I fits, I sits

HE LOOKS SO FUCKING PLEASED WITH HIMSELF OH MY GOD

happiest:

do u ever wonder what a famous person is doing at this very moment in time

vaspim:

3 AM and your phone buzzes. you get a text. it reads, “i messed up. i cut.” you let out a heavy sigh and look outside your window to see another tree gone. when will your friend give up his lumberjack ways